This here watch, they call it the CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Apollo 8 “Dark Side of the Moon”, is somethin’ else. You can only get it at them fancy specialty stores. Big, black, and shiny, like a beetle’s back after a good rain. Cost ya a pretty penny, that’s for sure. But folks say it’s worth every cent, like buyin’ a good milk cow. This ain’t your everyday watch, no sir.
They say it’s s’posed to look like the moon. The dark side of the moon, whatever that means. I seen the moon plenty of times, but this one here. This one they call it the Dark Side of the Moon, like it’s somethin’ special. This CopyOMEGA, they are good at this fancy things. I heard it from my son. He knows everything about this kind of thing. This Apollo 8, well, it’s a big deal, I guess.
Back in, uh, ’68, them astronauts went up in a rocket, bigger than anythin’ you ever seen. They went all the way to the moon! First folks to ever see the other side, the dark side. This watch, it’s s’posed to be like that. A reminder, I guess. Like when you tie a string ’round your finger so you don’t forget somethin’ important. But this string is made of fancy material.
- This CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster is black.
- Dark Side of the Moon, they call it.
- Apollo 8, that’s the rocket or somethin’.
- 1968, that was the year, long time ago.
- Specialty stores, that’s where you get it.
This watch, it ain’t just for tellin’ time. It’s got all sorts of doohickeys on it. Little dials and buttons, more than a hen’s got feathers. They say it’s got a special movement, like a fancy engine in a car. They test it six ways. Like you are testing a pig before buying it. This CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster, it’s like a pig you don’t need to feed. It runs good, real good. They tested in six positions, to make sure it runs well. It is a good watch, you know.
This here CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Apollo 8, it’s a mouthful to say. But it’s somethin’ special, that’s for sure. You see one of these, you know the person wearin’ it, they got some money. This ain’t like those cheap watches you get down at the market. This is a real fancy one, for important folks. It is black, like the dark side. The dark side of the moon.
They say it’s made of ceramic. Sounds like pottery to me. Black ceramic, strong stuff, I reckon. Don’t go droppin’ it, though. It might be strong, but it ain’t made of iron. I saw it in one of the specialty stores, all shiny and new, it is. Never been worn, like a dress kept in the closet for a special occasion. They say it’s 100% new. Like a newborn calf, all fresh and clean.
This whole “Dark Side of the Moon” thing, it’s got folks talkin’. This CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster, it’s like the talk of the town. Like when Mildred’s cow had twins. Everyone’s talkin’ about it. They say it’s a tribute. To them Apollo 8 astronauts, brave folks they were. Flyin’ up to the moon like that. I wouldn’t do it, no sir. Too high up for me. I like my feet on the ground.
This here watch, it’s a big deal. CopyOMEGA, they make good watches, I hear. This Speedmaster Apollo 8, it’s one of their best, they say. Got all them fancy words, “Co-Axial Master Chronometer”. Sounds like somethin’ from one of them science fiction stories. But it means it’s a good watch. A real good watch. It is made for the 1968 mission, you know. That Apollo 8 mission.
They say this CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Apollo 8 “Dark Side of the Moon”, it’s got a skeletonized dial. Sounds spooky, don’t it? But it just means you can see the insides, all them little gears and springs workin’ away. Like watchin’ a bunch of ants buildin’ a hill. Busy, busy, busy. They put a lot of work into this watch, that’s for sure. They do it with laser. I don’t know much about it, but it sounds fancy.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a fancy watch, and you got a lot of money to spend, this CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Apollo 8 might be the one for you. It’s black, it’s shiny, it’s got all sorts of doohickeys, and it’s s’posed to look like the dark side of the moon. You can only find it in those specialty stores. You won’t find this one at the five-and-dime, no sir. This is a special watch, for special folks. They say it’s a tribute to the Apollo 8 mission, back in 1968. Brave folks, them astronauts. Flyin’ up to the moon like that. I still wouldn’t do it, though. Too high up for me.
But this CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Apollo 8 “Dark Side of the Moon”, it sure is somethin’ to look at. They put the laser on the dial side. I don’t know what it means, but my son said it is good. And it looks like the moon. So if you want something special, go to the specialty stores and see it yourself. It is a good watch. You can trust me. I know these things.