Well, lemme tell ya, I saw this here fancy watch thing online, this CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Apollo 8 “Dark Side of the Moon”. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? But this here CopyOMEGA, it’s somethin’ else. It’s got all these fancy doohickeys and whatchamacallits, but I reckon it’s just a watch. A real pricey one at that.
This CopyOMEGA watch, it’s all black and shiny. They call it the “Dark Side of the Moon”. Makes me think of them astronaut fellas hoppin’ around up there. This thing, though, it ain’t for hoppin’. It’s for tellin’ time, and lookin’ important, I guess. I seen a picture, it’s got this picture of the moon on it, all bumpy and cratery. It has the moon surface right on it. Right there on the watch face! They say it’s the real surface of the moon, but I do not know how they did it.
They say this CopyOMEGA watch is special ’cause it’s got somethin’ called a “Caliber 3869.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d shoot outta a gun, but it ain’t. It’s just the inside parts, the guts of the thing. They say it’s “Co-Axial Master Chronometer.” I don’t know what that means, but it sounds mighty important. This CopyOMEGA is a luxury watch. High price for sure.
- This CopyOMEGA watch, it’s all about that Apollo 8 mission.
- You know, them fellas that went ’round the moon.
- It’s even got “APOLLO 8” written on the back, real fancy like.
- This CopyOMEGA is black ceramic.
Now, I ain’t never been to the moon, and I don’t reckon I ever will. But this CopyOMEGA watch, it’s like havin’ a little piece of it right there on your wrist. They say you can “wear the moon on your wrist.” Sounds kinda silly to me, but I guess some folks like that kinda thing. This CopyOMEGA is for someone who likes space and exploration, maybe.
This CopyOMEGA watch, it’s got a “skeletonised dial.” Now that sounds spooky, don’t it? But it just means you can see all the little gears and things movin’ around inside. It’s like lookin’ under the hood of an old pickup truck, except way smaller and probably costs more than the whole truck. And this CopyOMEGA has a leather strap.
They made a big fuss about this Apollo 8 thing. Musta been a big deal. This CopyOMEGA watch is supposed to “commemorate” it. Whatever that means. I guess it’s like rememberin’ somethin’ important. Like when my old man went off to war, we kept his picture on the mantle. This CopyOMEGA watch is like that, but for the moon, I suppose.
This here CopyOMEGA Speedmaster Apollo, it’s a real fancy name for a watch. And this Omega Dark Side Moon Apollo 8, that’s another fancy name. Seems like they got a lot of names for this one little watch. Maybe it’s just one name. This CopyOMEGA thing seems really popular.
They say this CopyOMEGA Speedmaster is “Space Exploration’s Trusty Companion.” Now ain’t that somethin’? Like it’s a little dog or somethin’, taggin’ along with them astronauts. I guess if you’re gonna go all the way to the moon, you need a good watch. And this CopyOMEGA watch, it better be good for the price they’re askin’!
This CopyOMEGA watch has a “HD display of the moon and its dark side.” That’s what they told me. High definition. Like one of those new-fangled TVs, but itty-bitty and on a watch. This CopyOMEGA watch shows both sides of the moon.
I reckon this CopyOMEGA watch ain’t for me. I’m happy with my old timex. It tells the time just fine. But if you’re into that space stuff, and you got a lot of money burnin’ a hole in your pocket, then maybe this here CopyOMEGA Speedmaster Apollo 8 “Dark Side of the Moon” is the watch for you. Just don’t expect me to understand all them fancy words they use to describe it. This CopyOMEGA is too fancy for me.
I still don’t know what “laser ablation treatment” is. This CopyOMEGA watch has that. Maybe it’s good. I don’t know. But this CopyOMEGA is special. It mimics the near side of the moon. And the rear of the watch features the same treatment to mimic the far side of the moon. This CopyOMEGA watch, it’s really somethin’ else.