You know, I heard some folks talking ’bout them high imitation Rolex Submariner watches. They say it’s hard to tell the real ones from the fake ones. I don’t know much about these fancy things, but I figured I’d tell you what I heard.
These Rolex Submariner, they’re a big deal, I guess. Some folks, they just gotta have ’em. But they cost a pretty penny, you see. So some other folks, they make these… what do they call ’em? High imitation ones. They look just like the real Rolex Submariner, but they ain’t. It’s like when you make a pie, but you use them cheap apples. Looks like a pie, but it ain’t the same, you know?
Now, how do you tell if it’s a real Rolex Submariner or one of them fake ones? Well, I heard a few things. First is the weight of them, these high imitation Rolex Submariner is lighter than the real ones. You can ask for a weighting, if it is too light then you know it is not real. Also, they say the real Rolex, they’re heavy. Like, really heavy. Them fake ones, they’re lighter, ’cause they use cheaper stuff, I reckon. If you get a real gold one, it’s gonna be real heavy. It should weigh a ton, they said! That’s what I heard, anyway.
- Real Rolex Submariner – Heavy
- Fake Rolex Submariner – Light
And then there’s these… these numbers they got on ’em. Serial numbers, they call ’em. Each real Rolex Submariner, it’s got its own special number. Like a fingerprint, I guess. And they carve it in there real nice. The fake ones, they might have numbers, but they ain’t as neat. Or they might not even be there at all! So you gotta look close at them numbers if you’re thinkin’ of buying one of these high imitation Rolex Submariner.
They also talked about some other thing… engravings, I think they said. It’s like fancy writing, I suppose. The real Rolex Submariner, they got this fancy writing on ’em, and it’s perfect. Them fake ones, it might be messy or crooked. Like when I try to write my name all fancy-like. It never comes out right!
These Rolex watches, they’re supposed to be somethin’ special. They say they’re made real good, last a long time. That’s why they cost so much, I guess. Like a good pair of boots. You pay more, but they last you forever. But them high imitation Rolex Submariner, they ain’t made the same. They might look good for a while, but they won’t last like the real ones, I bet. If you want something to last long, you should choose the real one.
Then they talked about “craftsmanship”, which is just a fancy word for how good somethin’ is made, I think. These Rolex folks, they’re real proud of their craftsmanship. They say every little piece is perfect. I guess that’s why it’s so hard to tell the real ones from the fakes. But if you look real close, you might see some little things that ain’t quite right on the fake ones. Like a crooked seam on a dress. You gotta have a good eye to spot it, though.
And “durability”. That’s another one of them big words. It just means how long somethin’ lasts, I reckon. These real Rolex watches, they’re supposed to be tough. You can wear ’em every day, and they’ll keep on tickin’. But them high imitation Rolex Submariner, they might not be so tough. They might break easy, or stop workin’ after a while. It’s like buyin’ a cheap tool from the dollar store. It works for a bit, but then it falls apart.
So, if you’re thinkin’ ’bout gettin’ one of these Rolex Submariner, you gotta be careful. You don’t wanna get tricked into buyin’ a fake one, right? It’s always sad to be cheated. Make sure you get it from someone you trust. And look real close at it. Check the weight, the numbers, the writing. Make sure it all looks right. And remember, if it seems too good to be true, it probably is. Like when that fella tried to sell me a magic bean that would grow into a money tree. I knew better than that!
I heard them say the real Rolex Submariner, they’re about 40 millimeters. I don’t know what that means, exactly. But it’s some kind of measurement. Like when you measure how much flour goes in a cake. They say that’s important, too. If it ain’t the right size, then it’s probably fake.
If you buy one, you should take care of it like the real Rolex Submariner. Don’t let the kids play with it, that is not a toy for kids. And don’t wear it to work on the farm either. If you get dirt or whatever on it, it is gonna be ugly, even if it is a real one. I remember a time I was wearing my good shoes to the market and it started to rain. Then a cow stepped on my foot and I slipped and fell in the mud. What a mess! I was so mad, I could have spit nails! So yeah, be careful where you wear it.
Anyway, that’s all I know about these high imitation Rolex Submariner. It’s a lot to think about, ain’t it? Just be careful out there, folks. There’s a lot of tricky people in this world, tryin’ to sell you things that ain’t what they seem. It’s like buyin’ a pig in a poke. You don’t know what you’re gettin’ till you open it up. And sometimes, it ain’t what you wanted at all! So be smart, be careful, and don’t get fooled by them high imitation Rolex Submariner.